Who the f*ck came up with the word Blog anyways! It’s your homeboy TASH here to answer all the questions you never knew you wanted to ask! Be sure to tune in every Friday for the real!
It’s O.A.P. (On An Poppin)!
AYE Tash,
What REALLY clears a hangover better? Beer or the herbal scientific?!
BURNTmd
Burlington, VT
TASH: Both homeboy!!! Throw in 2 McDonald’s cheeseburgers and some Tylenol PM and you’re poppin again!
Dear Tash aka The Top Gunner,
what’s the best pick up line?
D Dot
Columbus, OH
TASH: I’m Tash’s cousin! Church!!!
Dear Tash,
What do you do when you have a bad case of the beer goggles one evening and you wake up to find a slam pig in bed with you the next morning. How do you kick her out the bed without hurting her feelings?
Big Dig
Seattle, WA
TASH: Tell her “my name is really J-Ro”, call her a cab and tell her to be sure that she pays for the incidentals on the way out!
Dear Tash,
I know you’re in a group called Tha Alkaholiks so what exactly did you drink today?
B. Weiser
Raleigh, NC
TASH: Pomegranite Henessey because it’s chalk full of antioxidants!
Dear Tash,
What do you look for in a woman?
Samantha Harrington
San Diego., CA
TASH: A pretty smile, no adam’s apple and a credit score of over 750!
Comment by 90sareback — April 16, 2009 @ 6:13 PM
This shit is hillarious. Is this going to be a weekly thing?
Comment by DefJeff — April 17, 2009 @ 2:01 PM
ouch, low blow to J-Ro, is it because he throws up in his bed like a little baby?
Comment by getsbizzay — April 17, 2009 @ 3:13 PM
im loooking for a girl w/ some good credit too
Comment by astro — April 17, 2009 @ 3:14 PM
hahah how do i submit questions to tash?
Comment by the general — April 17, 2009 @ 3:14 PM
^ yeah im tryna get enlightened too haha
Comment by 1992 — April 17, 2009 @ 3:17 PM
this is some inciteful shit
Comment by standup! — April 17, 2009 @ 3:18 PM
imma try that hangover remedy this weekend
Comment by sisq — April 17, 2009 @ 3:18 PM
damn tash you a funny dude
Comment by h town hustla — April 17, 2009 @ 3:19 PM
pomegranite yum
Comment by floss — April 17, 2009 @ 3:20 PM
will be using that pick up line tonight!
Comment by billi — April 17, 2009 @ 3:22 PM
yo is thsi a weekly thing?
Comment by meeb — April 17, 2009 @ 3:23 PM
no adam’s apple is a must!
Comment by henz — April 17, 2009 @ 3:27 PM
how do i submit some questions?
Comment by illphill — April 17, 2009 @ 4:51 PM
hahah this shit is hilarious!
Comment by dgk — April 17, 2009 @ 4:51 PM
yoo tash answer this question: what is a drink that gets you fucked up!
Comment by getbusy — April 17, 2009 @ 4:52 PM
i’ve tried that hangover remedy.. it works
Comment by illuztrious — April 17, 2009 @ 4:52 PM
alkaholiks!!
Comment by yung — April 17, 2009 @ 4:53 PM
i think the word you’re looking for is “chock full”
Comment by spot rusha — April 17, 2009 @ 4:54 PM
blog stands for web log
Comment by sean combs — April 17, 2009 @ 4:54 PM
i would sign tash based off of this blog alone
Comment by datboy — April 17, 2009 @ 4:55 PM
herbal scientific makes shit worse.. gives you the spins
Comment by ecko88 — April 17, 2009 @ 4:56 PM
those are some low standards homie… but i agree hah
Comment by ltd — April 17, 2009 @ 4:56 PM
tash is a regular blogger at AD now?
Comment by passport — April 17, 2009 @ 4:57 PM
^ i hope so.. this dude is hilarious
Comment by infamousone — April 17, 2009 @ 4:58 PM
post some shit about the alkaholiks! where everybody been?
Comment by baller — April 17, 2009 @ 4:59 PM
give some new rappers advice
Comment by redspy — April 17, 2009 @ 4:59 PM
I’M TASH’S COUSIN CHURCH!
Comment by atlien — April 17, 2009 @ 5:01 PM
does that pickup line work on guys?
Comment by crakk — April 17, 2009 @ 5:01 PM
theres such thing as pomegranite hennessey?
Comment by diplomat — April 17, 2009 @ 5:06 PM
^ shit sounds nasty tho
Comment by Jane — April 20, 2009 @ 4:58 PM
Funny Ass Shit! This Dude’s hilarious, first in line to buy the LP!
Comment by BURNTmd — April 21, 2009 @ 8:27 AM
hahahha pm
a beer – some kronik – and 2 pm will send u right back to sleep brotha
hahaaa
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Comment by FRANK — September 15, 2009 @ 4:11 AM
TASH best rapper out, best alla round flow, style and just crazy MC, TASH been the shit, he one of the GREATS in hiphop ever, i dont have a favorite just TASH and BIG PUN,
Comment by FRANK — September 15, 2009 @ 4:26 AM
No style out better than TASH, he is the best out, check out RAPLIFE and CONTROL FREEK, or all there ALKAHOLIKS albums, or all the guest verses he has on, SOUNDBOMING, DIALATED PEOPLES, EXTRA THUMP with Defari, No hand Outs on Million man March Soundtrack, have fun with KURUPT, freestyle ghetto with KING-T, ALKAHOLIK with Xibit, on Prince Paul album, on DJ Revolutions album king of the decks, lootpack album, Body Rock with q-tip and mos def, on raskass for much song, on the Friday soundtrack, with ICE-T song, my favorite MC, yo anyone want to know about Tash songs you might not know of hit me up, or TASH if you read this email me, hook me up with something signed man, im the biggest TASH supporter, his music is genius, tha_workaholik@yahoo.com girls hit me up, if you like latinos of course, im out
Comment by FRANK — September 15, 2009 @ 4:36 AM
Tash is the best rapper in the game, hands down best flow, best all around rapper, can spit with gangstas, pims,mcs, backpackers, he has done it all. Two best of all time TASH and Big Pun , i put that on everything, the two tightest styles and flows ever. RIP BIG PUN, If I was DR DRE or Emeinem TASH would be next in line on there to pop off, he better than JAY-Z and Eminem,
Comment by Elcoj — October 4, 2009 @ 2:38 PM
Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
Elcoj
Comment by facebok — October 31, 2009 @ 7:51 AM
Your message raises contradictions in my head