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Real Hip Hop

| Thursday, June 12, 2008

Do you like to hip and hop?  I hope so.  This is my new hip hoppity blog.  Isn’t that neat?  My name is Conor, and I’m keeping my ear to the streets so you don’t have to.  Every Thursday I’m going to doodle your noodle with some groundbreaking, socially relevant hip hop journalism.  All you have to do is sit in a chair, sip on your Courvoisier, and enjoy some strudel with your poodle.  In case it isn’t already obvious, I am from the streets, but I promise not to step to you if you don’t step to me.

Hold onto your face kids, this week’s installment is liable to melt it right off.  Please enjoy.

 

If that’s not hip hop, I don’t know what is.

Thanks for listening.  I look forward to being the Huggy Bear to your Starsky and Hutch.

Be well,

Conor

 
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Word Em Up us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:21 AM

First in!

Scoop us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:28 AM

Hahahahahaha

Lonnie us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:30 AM

Who the fuck is this kid? This is supposed to be a real hip hop site and you throw this shit up?

Bones us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:33 AM

Yo Lonnie, calm the fuck down dog. How you gonna talk like you hard when your name is fucking Lonnie??? Come on, you probably live in the suburbs with a white picket fence

Anyways, this shit was hilarious. I needed this to start my day. If you don't get sarcasm and comedy, get the fuck outta here. My dude Conor is hilarious!

Amanda us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:34 AM

It's called HUMOR Lonnie, ever heard of it? Maybe you should take that stick out of your ass and live a little for once. Look back in the damn when hip-hop first started, and on all the album covers all you see is smiles.

Ice Cream & Lactose & Wet Wipes us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:54 AM

Strudel'ing your poodle is illegal in 48 states son.

six duece us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:45 AM

funny clip, i almost got stomach cramps laughing so hard

mike d us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:31 PM

these synch up too well. i is scared.

Scoop us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:02 PM

Oh Lonnie. Why can't we all just get along. This is good shit, just smile.

Max us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:02 PM

I was so bored at work. This just made me laugh. Hahaha. Thanks man!

six duece us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:02 PM

this blog was too funny, i almost wet myself. I was very entertained

Natasha us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:03 PM

Ok this is really random. However, i can appreciate the comedy. We all need to laugh sometimes...

Yaylor us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:03 PM

O man, I just watch the video about 20 time. You tube is best form of entertainment. And I love your flow Conor, keep that funny shit coming.

jb one us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:03 PM

thats not funny i use to love that song until you posted that blog whats wrong with you

Dope as hell us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:03 PM

mmmmmm, too true. dont playerhate on kevin sorbo. hes a greek god!

Fox us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:04 PM

Lonnie, dawg, it's really not that serious. If ur gonna get mad might as well go somewhere else. It's all about love here lol.

Tan yae us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:04 PM

yo where did you get that from, did you make it cause they moved exactly to the beat, amazing

Zack us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:04 PM

O man I think that was my mom! Where did you find that shit! I want to know what keywords you actually typed to find it, o man is this embarrassing.

J roc us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:04 PM

yo i swore that was my mother long time ago, she use to wear that hair style, too funny

David us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:05 PM

Y'all are going hard on Lonnie. I can understand him cuz it is mad random but I can respect the thought lol. And why is his profile pic Kevin Zorbo lol?

oowop us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:05 PM

i can't believe you posted that blog on this website whats wrong with you, stick to wats hip hop

Roy us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:05 PM

Hahaha, is this a joke? I hope your not serious kid, because if you think this is hip-hop you have straight up gone and lost your mind. Hahaah, but it is pretty damn funny though.

Chanel us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:05 PM

I loved how he said "I'm, from the streets lol" It's good to have a new perspctive on the site. He's funny.

joe 36 us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:06 PM

kevin zorbo is a golden god. the real question is why isnt EVERYONE elses photo kevin zorbo? think about it.

GameNeedsMe us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:06 PM

When did y'all get a new blog? It's dope tho. Congrats on it.

Terry Berry us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:07 PM

I'm so glad your a blogger on here Conor. You just made my day so much better. And no offense but you definitly made this blog a lot better too.

simon says us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:08 PM

yo i laughed my ass off when i saw this. im aroused/disturbed. props for sure.

Justine us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:09 PM

O geezus if this is the future of hip-hop please someone hand my a glok. I can't believe Amalgam put this joke of a kid on their blog. I guess this shit appeals to some people. Not me.

Ezelpee us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:09 PM

Is this some sort of joke?

Drea us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:10 PM

OOOOO man I just laughed my assed off. I seriously thought I was going to piss my pants. Those bags can shake their shit better than i can.

snakeyes us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:11 PM

i want strudel so bad now. this needs to happen always and forever. ill check in again next thursday =)

8888 us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:11 PM

HOT FIRE! I AM SO SO HAPPY! LOVE THIS BLOG FOREVER!

countyblues us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:15 PM

conor is obviously white. and you know what? im strangely ok with that. there i said it.

fireballz us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:15 PM

you are a kind man countyblues. im glad you could put aside your hatred for our kind. also glad you got your giggle on.

yak yak yak us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:17 PM

hahahahaha dude hilarious. im liking the little lovefest. keep on keepin on

Max us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:18 PM

Conor, man! You are hilarious. How'd u even find this? Funny

Kim us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:25 PM

Wow this is funny. You musta been searching thru YouTube to find this. I love it!

jeffy us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:25 PM

yo this blog was soo funny i almost die in laughter. THat was the funniest thing ive seen in years

JR us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:25 PM

Lonnie is hilarious. He made me laugh more than the vid did. Why are u so angry dog? Chill...

hohoho us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:26 PM

yo was that dance ever in style, i hope it wasn't cause that was the worst performance iv'e ever seen

Kali us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:26 PM

It does sync upo pretty well. What i wanna know is who actually made the vid? Takes mad long to do that shit

Jamaica us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:27 PM

It does make me laugfh but not as much as u guys are saying. Some of y'all are forcing it. To each its own tho

danger us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:27 PM

wow i can't believe what i just saw that was too funny i couldn't breathe, where did you get that from

Lolli us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:28 PM

Never mind the vid. My dude's pic is extra homo. That shit is funny!!!

george us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:28 PM

yo that was the corniest thing i ever saw, you don't need things like that on this web site, chill out conor that wasn't even funny

phil us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:29 PM

r u kidding that was the funiest thing ive seen all year how can u say that, three women walking it out, can't get no funnier

Kali us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:34 PM

A new person blogging huh? How many ppl do this? Its fresh tho...

howard us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:35 PM

yo i believe that this blog beats all blogs when it comes to creativity and comedy, this was so funny i had to watch until i got sick of it

JR us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:35 PM

I like that they have diff. ppl. New perspectiove so everyone thinks diff. I can digg it

Kim us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:35 PM

I love searching vids on YouTube. I see Conor does the same. I should suggest some to u

paul us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:36 PM

i agree that was pretty funny, but it wasn't that funny after the first time watching it i couldn't see myself being entertained by that garbage

Jamaica us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:36 PM

Whoever does that has no life. How about work? Instead of wasting ur time editing vids...

Lolli us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:36 PM

You are commenting on a blog! U don't have a life either. People are so bitter!

steve us

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:37 PM

plz, i thought it was pretty clever to come up with something like that, how did they know that the girls will go great with the beat, it's like they kew what song was playing

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