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Think You’re Funny? Most Got Jokes Artist: Majik Most Interviewer: Bullet Dupress |
Think You’re Funny? Most Got Jokes
Majik Most Interviewed by Bullet Dupress 11-20-07
AmalgamDigital.com: Let’s open this up with a question tailor made for Majik Most: What’s you’re funniest groupie experience?
Majik Most: I messed with a good lookin Amazon groupie chick. She was fly but her hands were bigger than mine!! She was feminine and all that, just a South American Amazonian 6ft tall Freak. I would sit on her lap and kick raps to her. She used to pick me up by the back of my neck and place me on top of something really tall and laugh when I couldn’t get down. So one night she came to my crib really drunk and wanted to bone. So she proceeded to get naked on my bed in the doggie style position. That’s when I noticed she had a piece of toilet paper stuck in her butt. It was a little disturbing so I kicked her out of there and later burned a picture I had of her.
AmalgamDigital.com: How do you go about picking the pictures for the Molestation Station at www.majikmost.com?
Majik Most: I try to be diverse for the fans ya know. Hey one person’s velvet spatula is another man’s ham bone, so you got to put a little for everyone. I mostly put stuff from the porn sites I promote for. I get paid when you sign up for them through www.majikmost.com. This helps fund the music aspect so don’t forget to check it out and support with porn.
AmalgamDigital.com: What’s a typical day in the life of Majik Most like?
Majik Most: I’m still working daily on the Majik Most Cologne line. So you can catch me with goggles on and holding a beaker 24/7.
AmalgamDigital.com: Your bio says you were banned from Dutchmassive’s apartment complex for graffiti. Do you still write to this day? Any funny stories you’d like to share about graffiti?
Majik Most: Not really a graffiti person just messed around when I was younger. I love it though. Only story other than gay graffiti sessions that sucked is when this one time I was banging on this kid’s door calling him a pussy at the same apartment complex where Dutch lived. I unscrewed his peep hole from the outside and put my eye up to it to see into his house. Of course the fuckin kid sprayed spray paint into my eye. I did the fuckin Frankenstein dance on his door and then ashed my face for hours.
AmalgamDigital.com: What did you do to pass time in between “Molesting Hip Hop” and “You Got Jokes?!”
Majik Most: I have a Dingo farm outside of Willacoochee Florida. I love dressing up as a cowboy and surveying the land out there. It’s great to throw a stick and have a hundred dingoes ran off after it all at once. That’s living right there.
AmalgamDigital.com: Who’s the weirdest person you work with and why?
Majik Most: Definitely Celph Titled! He has a prosthetic leg with bullets, a spice 1 cd in it, and a stamp collection. He has both his own legs and everything. He just has this scary old prosthetic leg in his closet with the stuff in it. I think it’s a leg safe. “Well that’s just Weird!” (Majik does a voice impression of Dana Carvey doing an impression of Johnny Carson).
AmalgamDigital.com: How was the hip hop scene growing up in Tampa, Florida?
Majik Most: It was great I love Florida. We were East Coast Heads but living in Florida we were also open to dope West Coast as well as Texas and other southern shit. So I grew up with Gangstarr, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, and Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Alkaholiks, Too Short plus Geto Boys, EightBall & MJG, and even Brotha Lynch Hung!
AmalgamDigital.com: What makes you the “Original Sweaty Back Bastard?
Majik Most: Man no matter where I go I end up getting sweaty. I’ll smash my grandmas face off when it comes to hot flashes! I think I have a real problem!!! I’m like a 500 pound man at a hip hop show. It’s crazy. If you see me at a show dump a cooler on Gatorade on my head!
AmalgamDigital.com: If you could pick a different profession that rap, what would it be?
Majik Most: Snake Wrangler for sure.
AmalgamDigital.com: What’s next for Majik Most?
Majik Most: I’m working on three projects right now and trying to pop something off without such a wait time for the fans between projects! So look out for new Majik Most Material pit stopping on your face soon.
Make sure to pick up Most’s new album You Got Jokes?! at Amalgam Digital for $8.99!




